{"id":241736,"date":"2026-05-04T12:23:28","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T12:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/04\/im-old-enough-to-remember-when-i-was-old-enough-to-remember\/"},"modified":"2026-05-04T12:23:28","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T12:23:28","slug":"im-old-enough-to-remember-when-i-was-old-enough-to-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/04\/im-old-enough-to-remember-when-i-was-old-enough-to-remember\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m Old Enough To Remember When I Was Old Enough To Remember"},"content":{"rendered":"

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All this talk about bicycle forks<\/a> is fine, but sometimes you\u2019ve got to stop forking around and go ride:<\/p>\n

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There was a time when a bike like this might have been considered extravagant:<\/p>\n

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But now even an off-the-shelf plastic race bike starts at over six thousand American Fun Tickets\u2122<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Wasn\u2019t Kaius that band with the guy from that other band? I\u2019m too lazy to look it up. I\u2019m also too lazy to look up why the Kyuss 01 One costs twice as much as the Kyus 01 Three. And I\u2019m not even going to make the feeblest attempt to look into they\u2019re called the Kyuss 01 One, Kyuss 01 Two, and Kyuss 01 Three, when they instead could have just called them the Kyuss One, Kyuss Two, and Kyuss Three.<\/p>\n

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Or else the Kyuss 01, Kyuss 02, and Kyuss 03. Or even simpler still, Kyuss 1, Kyuss 2, or Kyuss 3. Do they really need two digits? How many Kyusses (Kyussae?) are they planning to foist on us anyway? Lob help us.<\/p>\n

But I did go to the website<\/a>, where I saw this:<\/p>\n

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It was an animated slideshow type thing, and the next image was this:<\/p>\n

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Followed by this:<\/p>\n

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I guess the \u201cobsessive attention to detail\u201d doesn\u2019t extend to the site design.<\/p>\n

But maybe they\u2019ve been so busy obsessing over the details of the Kyuss that they haven\u2019t had time to finish uploading stuff to the template, which is fair enough.<\/p>\n

But still funny.<\/p>\n

This isn\u2019t to say all stock bikes today cost the same as made-to-order one-offs. Here\u2019s one for $2,699.99<\/a>, which still sounds expensive to me for a bike like this, but adjusting for inflation is about what one would have paid for an equivalent model in years past:<\/p>\n

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The good thing about big bike companies is that they offer bikes that are 95% as good as the top-of-the-line models at a fraction of the price, but the bad thing about big bike companies is that their 95%-as-good bikes have all the same stupid gimmicky features as their top-of-the-line bikes, such as internal cable routing:<\/p>\n

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All the cables and hoses on the Diverge 4 are internally routed. The dropper post routing on this alloy frame is a little different compared to the carbon model, with the dropper cable exiting the downtube briefly before re-entering at the back side of the seat tube. The upshot is that this promises to make installing the cable slightly easier.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Do you think people are slowly waking up to the fact that internal cable routing is nothing more than a pain in the ass and should be abolished? I\u2019d like to think that maybe we\u2019re halfway there:<\/p>\n

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One thing I find annoying is the use of internal brake hose routing on the included FACT carbon fork. The hose is only inside the fork for eight inches, so in my opinion, there\u2019s not a lot being gained aesthetically or aerodynamically. And the downside is the need to re-bleed and futz with hose routing anytime you swap the front brake.<\/em><\/p>\n

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He figured out that it\u2019s completely pointless to run the brake line through the fork, so now all he has to do is extrapolate that to the rear of the bike and tell his friends.<\/p>\n

In a world that made sense the pro-level bikes would have the internally routed cables so that only the pro teams (and the people compelled to emulate them) would have to deal with them, while the other bikes that are more likely to be serviced by the rider or a local bike shop for whom time is money would have the cables on the outside, but I\u2019m sure designing the bikes differently is more expensive for the bike company than selling different versions of almost the exact same bike at wildly different prices.<\/p>\n

And of course any aesthetic gains of internal cable routing are more than offset by all the plastic crap that makes today\u2019s bikes look like today\u2019s crossover vehicles:<\/p>\n

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For an alloy frame, there\u2019s actually a lot of cheap-looking plastic on this bike, notably the Future Shock headset cover and the large SWAT door. I suppose those bits would stand out less against a darker frame color.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Selling every single bike in black only would certainly save Specialized even more money, so don\u2019t give them any ideas.<\/p>\n

Furthermore, the phrase \u201clarge SWAT door\u201d in the context of bicycles is a huge turn-off. Bikes should not have doors of any kind. It\u2019s like reading a graphic love scene in a novel in which the protagonist is tracing the contours of their partner\u2019s body and coming across the phrase \u201cnearly-full colostomy bag.\u201d<\/p>\n

But while internal cable routing may or may not be here to stay, Specialized is apparently ditching its \u201crear Future Shock suspension:\u201d<\/p>\n

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Some were disappointed when Specialized discontinued the Diverge STR, which featured 30mm of rear Future Shock suspension. Personally, I didn\u2019t miss having rear suspension, even when riding the chunky stuff, and I like the look of the Diverge 4 better than the old STR.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m old enough to remember all the way back to 2022 when this was cutting-edge technology<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I guess it died.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what one overly cynical cycling world critic had to say about it at the time<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m old enough to remember when Specialized were all peninent about stranding customers with \u201cincompatible and redundant parts and products\u201d\u2013you know,\u00a0because it was last year<\/a>. Meanwhile, this new Diverge not only has all kinds of pivots but it will also ship with two different seatposts, which doesn\u2019t sound wasteful at all.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Now here we are three and a half years later and it\u2019s dead already. This is just a mobius strip of Specialized contradicting themselves.<\/p>\n

Who would have ever imagined that the whole suspend-the-rider thing that had already died years before wouldn\u2019t be here to stay?<\/p>\n

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[Sadly no longer available<\/a>.]<\/p>\n

I realize all of the above makes me sound like I have a negative view of the current state of bicycle retail, but in fact it\u2019s quite the opposite. As far as I\u2019m concerned times have never been better. Sure, you\u2019ll never convince someone who just learned about cycling yesterday to consider a bike with rim brakes, but if you\u2019re comfortable with them it\u2019s like traveling to another planet with less gravity where you can jump 20 feet in the air and beat everybody else at basketball. Want a mixed-terrain drop bar bike an aluminum frame? Skip the $2,700 diverge and get a used cyclocross bike for the price of a high-end cassette:<\/p>\n

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[Disclaimer: I do not endorse seller or bike, I merely cite the listing<\/a> as one example.]<\/p>\n

Or, if you want to go deluxe and can live with the wattage-sapping weight penalty of steel, you could pay just over half of what that Diverge costs for what until very recently would have been considered a dream bike:<\/p>\n

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[Disclaimer for this listing<\/a> is same as the previous one.]<\/p>\n

Boy the bottom really has fallen out of both the used market and Portland, hasn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

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