{"id":250935,"date":"2026-07-01T13:00:31","date_gmt":"2026-07-01T13:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/"},"modified":"2026-07-01T13:00:31","modified_gmt":"2026-07-01T13:00:31","slug":"what-a-croc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/","title":{"rendered":"What A Croc!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, hey, look at that, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bikeradar.com\/reviews\/bikes\/road-bikes\/specialized-s-works-tarmac-sl9-first-ride-review\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">there\u2019s a new Specialized Tramac<\/a>!<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After reading the review, I can\u2019t decide which is more ludicrous: Specialized claiming this is \u201cthe fastest road bike ever made\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>After weeks of leaks and rumours, the new Specialized Tarmac SL9 has finally been officially launched.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Claimed to be \u201cthe fastest road bike ever made\u201d, it\u2019s said to be a grand total of 4 watts more aerodynamic than its predecessor \u2013 the\u00a0S-Works Tarmac SL8\u00a0\u2013 and as light as 6.5kg without pedals in this flagship build spec.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026or a bike reviewer thinking he\u2019d be able to tell on a three-hour press ride:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Unfortunately, I\u2019m just not convinced the changes add up to a tangible performance improvement. The margins are simply too small.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mean come on:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>It\u2019s light, fast, handles brilliantly, accelerates quickly and so on, but I couldn\u2019t help thinking that if you blindfolded me, there\u2019s no way I\u2019d have been able to tell the difference between an SL9 and an SL8.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you blindfolded him he\u2019d barely be able to tell the difference between an SL9 and an Allez, let alone an SL8:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"496\" height=\"647\" data-attachment-id=\"43803\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-071314\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-071314.png?fit=496%2C647&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"496,647\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 071314\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-071314.png?fit=496%2C647&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-071314.png?resize=496%2C647&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43803\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-071314.png?w=496&amp;ssl=1 496w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-071314.png?resize=230%2C300&amp;ssl=1 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And if you moved the wheels and drivetrain from the Tarmac over to the Allez our blindfolded bike reviewer would find them completely indistinguishable.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But while the latest Tarmac may or may not be the fastest road bike, the fastest gravel bike is undoubtedly the new Giant Revolt Advanced SL.  Just watch this video!<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"#GravelCrusher: The All-New Revolt Advanced SL | Giant Bicycles\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/22-MHuDvHYA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still not convinced?  Well <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cyclingweekly.com\/products\/all-new-giant-revolt-and-liv-devote-gravel-bikes-get-increased-tyre-clearance-and-stiffer-lighter-frames-to-deliver-unconditional-race-speed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">chew on this gravel for awhile<\/a>:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>To truly understand these bikes, you have to look at their identical underlying skeletons. Both the Revolt and\u00a0Devote Advanced\u00a0lines utilise Giant Bicycle Group\u2019s most proprietary high-modulus carbon resin. This shared advanced composite framework relies on a triad of manufacturing systems:<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Carbon Nanotube Technology (CNT): A resin blend that boasts strengthened microscopic bonds between fibre layers, aiming to improve impact resistance.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Continuous Fibre Technology: The application of long, unbroken sheets of carbon fabric, which aim to eliminate overlapping joints, and therefore strip away dead weight while maximising structural strength.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Precision Cold-Blade Cutting: Laser-precise, mechanical cutting of individual composite swatches, which claims to ensure a flawless, minimised layup with zero wasted material.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m fairly certain that\u2019s the exact same process they use to make a pair of pants for Old Navy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But who even cares?  It\u2019s all so very exhausting!  Almost exhausting as the unending road rage incidents:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Driver chases cyclist on NYC bike lane in an act of road rage\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-D-CoYCen6A?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here\u2019s a summary of the cyclist\u2019s account:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"391\" data-attachment-id=\"43813\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-074611\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?fit=1242%2C660&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1242,660\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 074611\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?fit=736%2C391&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?resize=736%2C391&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43813\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?resize=1024%2C544&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?resize=300%2C159&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?resize=768%2C408&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?resize=1200%2C638&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?resize=600%2C319&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074611.png?w=1242&amp;ssl=1 1242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cWe both had a green light, um, no blinker, he rips into a turn, I fully jam my brakes\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"370\" data-attachment-id=\"43808\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-074030\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?fit=838%2C421&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"838,421\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 074030\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?fit=736%2C370&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?resize=736%2C370&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?w=838&amp;ssl=1 838w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?resize=300%2C151&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?resize=768%2C386&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074030.png?resize=600%2C301&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201c\u2026I ride away and as I\u2019m going by I just give him a li\u2019l tap on his car like, \u2018Hey man, watch out\u2026&#8217;\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"531\" data-attachment-id=\"43811\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-074436\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?fit=901%2C650&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"901,650\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 074436\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?fit=736%2C531&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?resize=736%2C531&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?w=901&amp;ssl=1 901w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?resize=300%2C216&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?resize=768%2C554&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074436.png?resize=600%2C433&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cI guess that fully just triggers him\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"444\" height=\"250\" data-attachment-id=\"43823\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/burt-reynolds-eye-roll\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/burt-reynolds-eye-roll.gif?fit=444%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"444,250\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"burt-reynolds-eye-roll\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/burt-reynolds-eye-roll.gif?fit=444%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/burt-reynolds-eye-roll.gif?resize=444%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43823\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course it did.  Touching an idiot\u2019s car instantly activates Moron Mode.  You might as well try to stick your pinky up a cat\u2019s ass.  Mind you, this is not to defend the motorist\u2019s behavior in any way; however, if you\u2019ve been riding long enough you know that touching someone\u2019s car results in road rage at least 95% of the time\u2013especially when it\u2019s a fine motorcar such as this one:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"388\" height=\"362\" data-attachment-id=\"43815\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-074727\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074727.png?fit=388%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"388,362\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 074727\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074727.png?fit=388%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074727.png?resize=388%2C362&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43815\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074727.png?w=388&amp;ssl=1 388w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074727.png?resize=300%2C280&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 388px) 100vw, 388px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And is anyone even remotely surprised that the automobile involved is a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theautopian.com\/are-nissan-altima-drivers-really-that-bad-a-deep-dive-into-the-internets-most-feared-drivers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Nissan Altima<\/a>?<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"622\" height=\"715\" data-attachment-id=\"43817\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-074927\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074927.png?fit=622%2C715&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"622,715\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 074927\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074927.png?fit=622%2C715&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074927.png?resize=622%2C715&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43817\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074927.png?w=622&amp;ssl=1 622w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074927.png?resize=261%2C300&amp;ssl=1 261w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-074927.png?resize=600%2C690&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mean sure, Canyon is the Nissan of bikes, but still:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"385\" data-attachment-id=\"43821\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-075631\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?fit=1245%2C652&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1245,652\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 075631\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?fit=736%2C385&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?resize=736%2C385&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?resize=1024%2C536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?resize=300%2C157&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?resize=768%2C402&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?resize=1200%2C628&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?resize=600%2C314&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075631.png?w=1245&amp;ssl=1 1245w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also, I didn\u2019t even need to see the video to know the driver was wearing Crocs:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"372\" height=\"377\" data-attachment-id=\"43825\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-081337\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-081337.png?fit=372%2C377&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"372,377\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 081337\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-081337.png?fit=372%2C377&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-081337.png?resize=372%2C377&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-081337.png?w=372&amp;ssl=1 372w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-081337.png?resize=296%2C300&amp;ssl=1 296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He\u2019s clearly a true motorsports enthusiast, too, because his pedal foot is in sport mode, while his idle foot is in comfort mode.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"981\" data-attachment-id=\"43828\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?fit=750%2C1000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"750,1000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;\\u00a9 wygalorebaug - http:\/\/www.redbubble.com\/people\/wygalorebau&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750&amp;#215;1000,f8f8f8\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?fit=736%2C981&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?resize=736%2C981&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43828\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?resize=600%2C800&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?resize=450%2C600&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?resize=300%2C400&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg?resize=150%2C200&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s how you rack up <a href=\"https:\/\/howsmydrivingny.nyc\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this many violations in 2025 alone<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"485\" height=\"697\" data-attachment-id=\"43818\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-075218\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075218.png?fit=485%2C697&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"485,697\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 075218\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075218.png?fit=485%2C697&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075218.png?resize=485%2C697&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43818\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075218.png?w=485&amp;ssl=1 485w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075218.png?resize=209%2C300&amp;ssl=1 209w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keep in mind this app only shows parking and camera violations, and any moving violation issued by a police officer would not be reflected here.  Also, getting a speed camera violation in the city is pretty hard, since you need to be going at least 11mph over the speed limit.  Indeed, as an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outsideonline.com\/culture\/opinion\/who-are-all-these-avid-cyclists-anyway\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">avid motorist<\/a> myself, I\u2019m always astounded by how many tickets people manage to accrue.  Yes, navigating the city\u2019s intricate parking regulations can be challenging in the same way a 5th grade math problem is, but I\u2019ve had the same license plate since 2003 and I could count the number of tickets I\u2019ve received in that time on one hand while picking my nose.  Meanwhile, this guy\u2019s got over a thousand dollars in fines<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"652\" height=\"407\" data-attachment-id=\"43820\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/screenshot-2026-07-01-075356\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075356.png?fit=652%2C407&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"652,407\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-01 075356\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075356.png?fit=652%2C407&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075356.png?resize=652%2C407&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43820\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075356.png?w=652&amp;ssl=1 652w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075356.png?resize=300%2C187&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-01-075356.png?resize=600%2C375&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 652px) 100vw, 652px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To put it in perspective, that\u2019s like 20 pairs of Crocs, or like five Altima lease payment!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m pretty sure Nissan\u2019s financial arm accepts payment in Crocs.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/01\/what-a-croc\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, hey, look at that, there\u2019s a new Specialized Tramac! After reading the review, I can\u2019t decide which is more ludicrous: Specialized claiming this is \u201cthe fastest road bike ever made\u201d\u2026 After weeks of leaks and rumours, the new Specialized Tarmac SL9 has finally been officially launched. 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