{"id":252042,"date":"2026-07-08T14:32:02","date_gmt":"2026-07-08T14:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/"},"modified":"2026-07-08T14:32:02","modified_gmt":"2026-07-08T14:32:02","slug":"gravel-theres-no-escape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/","title":{"rendered":"Gravel: There\u2019s No Escape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As an inveterate snark purveyor who has made a lifestyle of cutting down others in order to compensate for my own mediocrity, even I enjoyed <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/athletic\/7425037\/2026\/07\/07\/peter-sagan-interview-tour-de-france\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this interview with Peter Sagan<\/a>, and despite my best efforts I can\u2019t help being happy for him after reading it:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only in his mid-30s, he\u2019s already retired, having built a <a href=\"https:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Palmar%C3%A8s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Palmolive\u00ae<\/a> that shall forever secure his position as one of cycling\u2019s greats.  This leaves him plenty of time to do stuff like participate in Slovak dance shows:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>He\u2019s found plenty of time for other activities, not least partaking in a primetime dance show in Slovakia last spring, eventually getting knocked out in the semi-finals with his dance partner Eli\u0161ka Len\u010de\u0161ov\u00e1.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometimes when you hear about a thing you\u2019ve never seen before and then you finally see it, the thing turns out to be completely different from what you expected.  However, a Slovak dance show is not one of those things, and is exactly what you\u2019d picture when you hear the words \u201cSlovak dance show:\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Peter Sagan a Eli\u0161ka Len\u010de\u0161ov\u00e1 | 3. kolo cha cha (cel\u00e9) | Let&#039;s Dance 2025\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eG-AnYSTv_E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is easily the best dance show performance by a professional cyclist since Mario Cipollini, and \u201cMario Cipollini on an Italian dance show\u201d is yet another thing that is exactly as you\u2019d imagine it:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"MARIO CIPOLLINI &amp; MARINA ALEKSEJEVA 2 Ballando con le stelle\" width=\"696\" height=\"522\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZhC_2W3t3e4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In fact the only thing that surprised me was that someone didn\u2019t constantly run out to clean the floor like they do in the NBA:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"505\" height=\"300\" data-attachment-id=\"44027\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/best_floor_washer-0\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/best_floor_washer.0.gif?fit=505%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"505,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"best_floor_washer.0\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/best_floor_washer.0.gif?fit=505%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/best_floor_washer.0.gif?resize=505%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44027\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The guy\u2019s oily is all I\u2019m saying:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"736\" data-attachment-id=\"44029\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/b2jdaioiqaada4w\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?fit=756%2C756&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"756,756\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"B2JdAIOIQAAda4w\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?fit=736%2C736&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?resize=736%2C736&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44029\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?w=756&amp;ssl=1 756w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/B2JdAIOIQAAda4w.jpg?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I suppose another reason I enjoyed the article is because I too dream of retirement\u2013and sure, I know what you\u2019re thinking: \u201cRetire from what?  You don\u2019t do shit as it is.\u201d  This is true.  But consider the words of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hui_Shi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chinese philosopher Hui Shi<\/a>, who wrote:<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>If from a stick a foot long you every day take the half of it, in a myriad ages it will not be exhausted<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The same is true of idleness, and I can tell you from a lifetime of experience that however little you may be doing, you can always do half as much\u2026at least until you die, which sounds depressing until you consider that death is really just a state of extreme relaxation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course some people are afraid to retire precisely for this reason\u2013with nothing to do all day the thinking is that they\u2019ll only slip into that eternally relaxed state that much quicker.  But cyclists don\u2019t have this problem, because the few responsibilities we have the busier we get.  See, when normal people don\u2019t have to work they just sit around doing fuck-all, whereas when cyclists have extra time on their hands they undertake <a href=\"https:\/\/ago.vermont.gov\/blog\/2026\/07\/07\/attorney-generals-office-reaches-settlement-over-unauthorized-mountain-bike-trail-state-land\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">massive landscaping projects like this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"180\" data-attachment-id=\"44017\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/screenshot-2026-07-08-072739\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?fit=1695%2C413&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1695,413\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-08 072739\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?fit=736%2C180&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=736%2C180&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44017\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=1024%2C250&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=300%2C73&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=768%2C187&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=1536%2C374&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=1200%2C292&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=1400%2C341&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?resize=600%2C146&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?w=1695&amp;ssl=1 1695w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072739.png?w=1472&amp;ssl=1 1472w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Though now they\u2019ll have to dip into the retirement fund to pay off that settlement:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Following an investigation by the Vermont Agency of Natural Resources, the State found that between 2016 and 2021, Cyril Brunner and Aaron Rice were responsible for unlawfully cutting approximately 327 trees to the ground and permanently altering rocks with drilled holes to anchor wooden trail crossings in Mt. Mansfield State Forest. The trail consisted of two loops of approximately 8,000 feet in length. To resolve the matter, Mr. Brunner and Mr. Rice agreed to pay $35,000 in timber trespass damages and remove any remaining constructed features associated with the trails.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cVermont\u2019s state forests are a treasured resource,\u201d said Attorney General Clark. \u201cProtecting these public lands and ensuring their long-term stewardship with sustainable forest management is critical for the benefit of current and future generations of Vermonters and for the preservation of our natural world.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The above makes it sound like a couple of bros had a few too many beers and went wild with a chainsaw, but in fact the story is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.singletracks.com\/mtb-trails\/vermont-mountain-bikers-are-fighting-to-get-stowes-waterworks-trails-reopened\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">far more nuanced<\/a>:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"237\" data-attachment-id=\"44019\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/screenshot-2026-07-08-072922\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?fit=978%2C315&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"978,315\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-08 072922\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?fit=736%2C237&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?resize=736%2C237&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44019\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?w=978&amp;ssl=1 978w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?resize=300%2C97&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?resize=768%2C247&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-072922.png?resize=600%2C193&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And \u201cillegal\u201d doesn\u2019t necessarily mean \u201cirresponsible:\u201d<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cThe more historical stuff is actually very sustainably built,\u201d Brunner said. \u201cLast year, STP and our neighboring chapter, WATA (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterburytrails.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Waterbury Area Trails Alliance<\/a>) [\u2026] helped commission a sustainability study of the trails back there by a local trail builder, and we found for the existing historic trails, there was only one full trail and little snippets of another trail that were not sustainably built that we needed to either alter or close down.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Brunner was clear that the trails were illegally built, but the rogue builders \u201chaven\u2019t done a bad job of building trails. In total, the trails are just as sustainably built as a lot of our existing sanctioned\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.singletracks.com\/mtb-trails\/5-of-the-best-mountain-bike-trails-in-vermont\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">trails here in Vermont<\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, it sounds like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vtcng.com\/stowe_reporter\/news\/local_news\/waterbury-utility-shuts-down-stowe-mountain-bike-trails\/article_493adaa2-a0a5-4dd7-8fae-b5f41dbf10b1.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">these trails were low-key enough that the town tolerated them<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"116\" data-attachment-id=\"44032\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/screenshot-2026-07-08-094251\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?fit=1258%2C198&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1258,198\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-08 094251\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?fit=736%2C116&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?resize=736%2C116&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?resize=1024%2C161&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?resize=300%2C47&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?resize=768%2C121&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?resize=1200%2C189&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?resize=600%2C94&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-094251.png?w=1258&amp;ssl=1 1258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2026but not anymore:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The recently closed mountain bike trails, which were built without permission by local riders over several decades, are technically illegal, but town officials in Waterbury have historically tolerated the activity, Leitz said.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Not anymore. Leitz said that, with continued trail expansion in the area \u2014 including new features built along streams high up in the woods this summer \u2014 the situation has become \u201cuntenable,\u201d leading Waterbury to close trails that are encroaching on surface water sources.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, once again, it all comes down to the age-old conflict between mountain bikers and tea drinkers:<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cWe can\u2019t have a little old lady making tea in Waterbury and paying for management of mountain bikers in Stowe,\u201d Finucane said. \u201cI mean, that\u2019s just stupid.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PLOT TWIST\u2013here\u2019s that old lady:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"654\" height=\"802\" data-attachment-id=\"25380\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2024\/04\/03\/bring-on-the-risk\/screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1.png?fit=654%2C802&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"654,802\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1.png?fit=654%2C802&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1.png?resize=654%2C802&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1.png?w=654&amp;ssl=1 654w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1.png?resize=245%2C300&amp;ssl=1 245w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-03-093602-1.png?resize=600%2C736&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alas, this is reason number one million that we\u2019ll keep hearing about \u201cgravel, gravel, gravel\u201d until we all finally slip away into that final state of extreme relaxation.  There are too many cars on the roads, and there are too many land use issues in the woods, and so the only place you can still escape both on a bike are the routes that are both too shitty to drive and are too boring to hike:<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"603\" height=\"398\" data-attachment-id=\"44039\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/screenshot-2026-07-08-100638\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-100638.png?fit=603%2C398&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"603,398\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-08 100638\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-100638.png?fit=603%2C398&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-100638.png?resize=603%2C398&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-100638.png?w=603&amp;ssl=1 603w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-100638.png?resize=300%2C198&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-100638.png?resize=600%2C396&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 603px) 100vw, 603px\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As for my own retirement, I\u2019d have no problem filling my days with riding and tinkering.  Take this bike:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"552\" data-attachment-id=\"44022\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/img_2825-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?fit=5712%2C4284&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"5712,4284\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 16 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1781520579&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;5.960000038147&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0081967213114754&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_2825\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?fit=736%2C552&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=736%2C552&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44022\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=2048%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=1200%2C900&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=600%2C450&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?resize=1400%2C1050&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?w=1472&amp;ssl=1 1472w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_2825.jpeg?w=2208&amp;ssl=1 2208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">[Don\u2019t <em>literally<\/em> take it, because I wouldn\u2019t let you.]<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019d been riding this bike a lot, because it\u2019s a dreamboat, but I keep thinking it would be even better with more than one chainring\u2013and I have everything I need to make this change, except one of <a href=\"https:\/\/problemsolversbike.com\/products\/cable-pulley\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">these<\/a>:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"271\" data-attachment-id=\"44023\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/screenshot-2026-07-08-075512\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?fit=1575%2C580&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1575,580\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Screenshot 2026-07-08 075512\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?fit=736%2C271&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=736%2C271&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44023\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=1024%2C377&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=300%2C110&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=768%2C283&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=1536%2C566&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=1200%2C442&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=1400%2C516&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?resize=600%2C221&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Screenshot-2026-07-08-075512.png?w=1472&amp;ssl=1 1472w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I won\u2019t order one, because it\u2019s the only thing keeping me from descending into an endless fit of parts-swappage.  Like, I could take the parts from the Craigslist Bike and move them over to the Farbman:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"552\" data-attachment-id=\"43751\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/06\/30\/got-the-time\/img_2926\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?fit=4096%2C3072&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"4096,3072\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_2926\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?fit=736%2C552&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?resize=736%2C552&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43751\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/IMG_2926.jpg?resize=2048%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 2048w, 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class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But then I\u2019ve basically created this bike, the <a href=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2025\/01\/06\/new-year-new-bike\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">entire point of which was to address all my drop bar needs<\/a> and put an end to exactly this sort of behavior:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"552\" data-attachment-id=\"42697\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/05\/14\/just-pecking-away-at-it\/img_2617\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?fit=4096%2C3072&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"4096,3072\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=2048%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=1200%2C900&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=600%2C450&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?resize=1400%2C1050&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?w=1472&amp;ssl=1 1472w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bikesnobnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_2617.jpg?w=2208&amp;ssl=1 2208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\"\/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So then I\u2019d have to change that bike, plus put a new drivetrain on the Craigslist Bike, and\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I really shouldn\u2019t retire, because then I\u2019d either be forced to address whatever psychological problem is causing me to keep building and rebuilding the same bike over and over again, or else I\u2019d only work harder to avoid doing so, thus accelerating the bike-rebuilding process, and very I\u2019d soon wind up in a state of extreme relaxation in a dark room filled with bike parts.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019d better go for a ride.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bikesnobnyc.com\/2026\/07\/08\/gravel-theres-no-escape\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As an inveterate snark purveyor who has made a lifestyle of cutting down others in order to compensate for my own mediocrity, even I enjoyed this interview with Peter Sagan, and despite my best efforts I can\u2019t help being happy for him after reading it: Only in his mid-30s, he\u2019s already retired, having built a 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