{"id":263409,"date":"2026-09-19T11:13:51","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T11:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/19\/sucked-for-100-years-good-for-1-5-years-now-absolutely-sucks-again-dave-portnoy-adds-salt-to-lions-fans-wounds-mocking-super-bowl-window-shot\/"},"modified":"2026-09-19T11:13:51","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T11:13:51","slug":"sucked-for-100-years-good-for-1-5-years-now-absolutely-sucks-again-dave-portnoy-adds-salt-to-lions-fans-wounds-mocking-super-bowl-window-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sports.runfyers.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/19\/sucked-for-100-years-good-for-1-5-years-now-absolutely-sucks-again-dave-portnoy-adds-salt-to-lions-fans-wounds-mocking-super-bowl-window-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Sucked for 100 years, good for 1.5 years &#038; now absolutely sucks again&#8221;: Dave Portnoy adds salt to Lions fans&#8217; wounds mocking Super Bowl window shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"article-content\" data-postid=\"5218910\" data-slug-id=\"2838183\">\n<div class=\"vidazoo-player-container\">\n<span class=\"vidazoo-close-btn  hidden \"><br \/>\n<img data-lazy=\"\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/cmc-predictor\/v2\/cross-icon.png?w=40\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" alt=\"close\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Just hours after Detroit was beaten in Buffalo, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy declared the Lions&#8217; Super Bowl window was closed. He made fun of a fan base still grappling with a 41-31 defeat that put Detroit at 1-1.<\/p>\n<p>After winning in overtime against New Orleans to start the season, the Lions fell behind early in Buffalo, trailing by 21 points before finally getting their downfield receivers going.<\/p>\n<p><template id=\"template__newsletter-inline-banner-form-combo-widget\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"wrapper\">\n<p><img id=\"subscribe-img\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/p>\n<p>\nThanks for the submission!\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/template><\/p>\n<p>Josh Allen threw five total touchdowns in the contest; Jared Goff finished 26 of 38 passing for 327 yards and four scores but could not cut into the deficit.<\/p>\n<p><template id=\"bets-today-poll\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"preview-card-holder bets-today-poll\">\n<p><span class=\"date\"\/> \u2022 <span class=\"time\"\/><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/template><\/p>\n<p>Portnoy tweeted on Friday:<\/p>\n<div class=\"bottom-tagline top\" data-tab=\"top\">\n<p>Looking to predict NFL playoff Scenarios? Try our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sportskeeda.com\/nfl\/nfl-playoff-predictor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-is-sponsored=\"false\" class=\"bottom_tagline_link\" data-tab=\"top\">NFL Playoff Predictor<\/a> for real-time simulations and stay ahead of the game!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Has any window shut faster and more completely than the Lions? Sucked for 100 years, good for 1.5 years &amp; now absolutely sucks again. Feel bad for Lions fans.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><template id=\"also-read-articles-template\"><\/p>\n<p><\/template><\/p>\n<p>The Lions went 12-5 in 2023 and reached the NFC championship game, then followed with a 15-2 season and the conference&#8217;s top seed in 2024. This was their first back-to-back playoff berths in decades. Two games into 2026, their defense has allowed 71 points and 915 total yards, with 63 first downs surrendered, a total tied for the second-most by any team through two games since 1950.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Also Read: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sportskeeda.com\/nfl\/news-nfl-fans-rip-dan-campbell-lions-41-31-loss-vs-bills\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-is-sponsored=\"false\">&#8220;He can\u2019t win without Ben Johnson,&#8221; &#8220;Fire him&#8221;: NFL fans rip Dan Campbell after Lions&#8217; &#8220;embarrassing&#8221; 41-31 loss vs. Bills<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Also Read:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sportskeeda.com\/nfl\/news-nfl-fans-react-josh-allen-arrives-bills-lions-tnf-game\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-is-sponsored=\"false\">\u201cLooks like he works at GameStop\u201d: NFL fans react as Josh Allen arrives with \u201czero drip\u201d for Bills-Lions TNF game<\/a><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A coordinator&#8217;s exit still shadows the Lions&#8217; roster<\/strong><\/h2>\n<figure class=\"image\"><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"sk-app-thumbnail\" alt=\"NFL: Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers - Source: Imagn\" src=\"https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg\"\/><\/noscript><img class=\"lazy-img\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1280\" data-img=\"https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=190 190w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=720 720w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=640 640w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=1045 1045w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=1200 1200w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=1460 1460w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=1600 1600w, https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg 1920w\" alt=\"NFL: Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers - Source: Imagn\" data-img-low=\"https:\/\/staticg.sportskeeda.com\/editor\/2026\/09\/a9e62-17897505884406-1920.jpg?w=640\" bad-src=\"data:image\/svg+xml,&lt;svg%20xmlns=%22http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg%22%20viewBox=%220%200%201920%201280%22&gt;&lt;\/svg&gt;\"\/><figcaption>NFL: Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers &#8211; Source: Imagn<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Offensive coordinator Ben Johnson departed for the Chicago Bears after the 2024 season, and Detroit went 9-8, missing the playoffs in 2025. Johnson&#8217;s Bears won the NFC North last year and started this season 1-0. Coach Dan Campbell dismissed the alarm after Thursday&#8217;s loss. He said two games do not define the season and that his team needs to refine &#8220;all three phases.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At intermission, with Detroit down 27-10, he was more direct about the lapses on his sideline.<\/p>\n<p>Detroit has never played in a Super Bowl and has not won a championship since 1957. 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