Great news! SRAM has succeeded in creating the world’s most expensive pedal or something!
Finally, it’s the $440 pair of pedals that you’ve been waiting for:
I’m pretty sure they’ve got their Pounds and Euros mixed up there, but in any case it’s the “ultimate expression in pedal technology:”
Of course you can’t bolt the ultimate expression of pedal technology to just anything, so you’ll also want to run out and buy a diamond-coated titanium crank:
No word on price yet, but if you want to save some money the non-coated version is a real bargain at only $999.99:
That may sound like a lot, but remember, the experts say titanium cranks “relieve joint fatigue” and leave your “ankles feeling fresh:”
I mean come on, nothing’s worse than chattery cranks. Hey, we’ve all been there, right?
But to fully take advantage of all of these you’ll need a proper shoe, and for only $3,000 you can get a pair of these:
Congratulations you paid three grand for a pair of carbon fiber Crocs.
And now, I’m pleased to present you with a quiz, and the theme of this quiz is The Golden Age of Hybrids. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you’re right you’ll know, and if you’re wrong you’ll see why you need at least 10 speeds.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and may your ankles stay fresh.
I love you,
Tan Tenovo
1. Complete the model name: Bianchi _______
2. Complete the model name: Fisher ______
3. Complete the model name: Bruce Gordon ____________
4. Complete the model name: Miyata __________
5. Complete the…what are we even doing at this point?
6. Complete the model name: Serotta _______
7. How much for this classic hybrid frame and fork from 1989?
***Special “Fuck Hybrids, I’m Getting One Of These!”-Themed Bonus Video!***